hello. my name is audrey, and i’m a car wash addict.
okay, so i have this problem. they tell me that this is the first step in overcoming addiction- admitting the problem. so here goes.
*deep breath*
i like washing my car. i really like it. okay, i might even be obsessed with it. is that so wrong? she’s beautiful, and when she’s clean and shiny she sparkles. [...]






