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hello. my name is audrey, and i’m a car wash addict.

okay, so i have this problem. they tell me that this is the first step in overcoming addiction- admitting the problem. so here goes.
*deep breath*
i like washing my car. i really like it. okay, i might even be obsessed with it. is that so wrong? she’s beautiful, and when she’s clean and shiny she sparkles. [...]

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an open letter to my future husband

hi there. the fact that i’m writing this means that i do actually believe that you’re out there somewhere. which is a big step considering your current glaring absence. it’s okay- i’m sure you have your reasons. but you’ve kinda been on my mind lately, and there are a couple of things that i’d like [...]

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